Grammy Loser!

In honor of Andy Samberg getting nominated and then completely ripped off by getting beat by fucking Ryhanna and Kanye for best Rap Sung Collaboration, I give you The Lonley Island and T-Pain – On A Boat.

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Epic Bacon

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Xtine’s Fixie!

Been working on Missus Jeley’s Fixie/Commuter all week. It’s all done cept for the rack/panniers. Pretty soon we will be doing all of our weekend errands on the bikes rather than driving the petrol eaters around town.

I took it for a quick “shake down” ride…I couldn’t get the grin off my face.

Xtine's Fixie

Now it takes’s it’s place in the Eley bike corral.

Eley Bikes

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Say what you will about Fox News…

They may be a bunch of right-wing wind bags, but the network knows how to do comedy.

Thanks El Gammy for diggin up this comedic gold.

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Wine Review Numero Dos!

Tonight the beautiful missus and I are drinking a lovely 2005 Stryker Sonoma Winery – Monte Rossa Vineyard Cabernet Franc.

This luscious Bordeaux varietal is one of my absolute favorites. Usually used to add depth and character to a Bordeaux blend or to smooth out an edgy Cabernet Sauvignon, I for  one think this grape shines when it is on it’s own…100%.

Stryker makes some of the absolute best Bordeaux style wines in NorCal and this wine is no exception. Aged for 18 months in 75% French Oak, the nose is herbascious while on the palet you get huge blue and deep red fruit along with a little nutmeg.

The vintage needs to lay down a bit longer as it is drinking a little astringent, but with a few more years in the bottle it will absolutely ROCK! Tonight we are drinking it with a delicious homemade Carmelized Onion and Fennel, Olive and Tomato Pizza….yeah, Missus Jeley made that…and now you are all jealous as hell cause I have a gourmet chef for a wife and she makes dinner every freaking night, while the rest of you are eating Quiznos and Carrabas…poor suckers!

Internet Price for this wine is approx $35

JasonEley.net gives 2005 Stryker Sonoma Winery – Monte Rossa Vineyard Cabernet Franc 87 points
DRINK MORE WINE!

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Oh Hell Yeah!

I fixed the site….ok, not true! I installed another wordpress blog to a subdirectory and imported the important bits of the old database…then redirected the root directory of Jasoneley.net to the sub…so it’s a total fucking hack, but apparently I have put my lazy developer skills to good use…so SUCK IT!

All your old logins should still work.

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First Wine Review of Twenty-Ten

So one of my resolutions is to blog more about wine.

For Christmas some friends of ours bought us a bottle of 2004 Pahlmeyer Jayson Red.
The Jayson Red is a blend of Napa grown Bordeaux varietals. It is mostly Merlot, about a third Cabernet Sauvignon, and rounded out with a bit of Petite Verdot, Cabernet Franc, and touch of Malbec.
I have to say, for a big Bordeaux blend that has only been in the bottle for 4 years, the wine had a very round flavor profile, with low acidity and just right tannins. We drank the bottle on New Years Eve with some party finger foods, including a smoked beef brisket. The Jayson Red held up very well to the smokey beef.

Merlot was definitely the highlight of this blend, and has big red berry flavors and a nice hint of oak.

Internet prices for this wine and vintage ranges from $45-$60.
I give the 2004 Pahlmeyer Jayson Red a score of 91 (out of 100) and would recommend this wine.
I think it would pair very well with Lamb, Beef, grilled vegetables (like eggplant and zucchini), and rich stews and soups.

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The site is broken…

I broke the shit out of it…so don’t bother trying to log in to post comments as part of the shit I broke is the login system. Sometime in the next day or two I will backup the database and re-install the software…but until then…

I read another book over the holidays. Ms. Jeley bought me a book written by Lance Armstrong’s cycling coach. Since this is of nearly zero interest to any of my readers I will be brief. The Time Crunched Cyclist is a training guide for cyclists with real lives.

I have read the whole book at it is fantastic, but I won’t recommend it cause that would be silly.

I am now reading Andre Agassi’s autobiography…a full review will be coming but let me just say that with being 1/3 of the way through it, it is a great book, and that guy is REALLY screwed up.

Saw 5 movies, 2 in the theater, 2 on DVD, 1 on HBO…ratings below:
Sherlock Holmes: 3.5 Ham Hocks
Up in the Air: 3.5 Ham Hocks
Let the Right One In: 4.5 Ham Hocks
The Soloist: 3.75 Ham Hocks
Julie & Julia: 3.5 Ham Hocks

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Pirate Latitudes

If there is one thing that Pastafarianism teaches us, it is that there is a direct correlation between the rise in global temperatures and the worldwide decline in pirates.

One of Hollywood’s favorite fictional story tellers recently passed away; Michael Crichton, author of Jurassic Park, The Lost World, Andromeda Strain and executive producer of TV’s ER. He recently died after a long private battle with lung cancer. So it was a surprise to just about everyone when it was recently revealed that his estate had discovered a completely finished and yet unpublished manuscript.

Well, it has now been published and it’s not about dinosaurs or sick people or space ships…it’s about pirates. How freaking awesome is that?

Let me start off by mentioning that if you have read any of his books, it is obvious that he had considerable zeal for topical research, making sure that every little detail was carefully vetted. This includes technical, political, social, and historical facts. Don’t get me wrong, he certainly throws in his fair share of fantasy, but it is always based in the real. This holds true in Pirate Latitudes.

Pirate Latitudes is about a sea Captain named Charles Hunter, set amongst the mid 17th century Caribbean, where Central and South America were referred to as New Spain and the Spanish controlled much of the archipelago, save for a few tiny English and Dutch outposts. During this period the English colonies were not afforded the luxury of having large armies or navies at their disposal and often the Jamaican governors would hire “privateers” to make raids on Spanish settlements and ships in order to fill the coffers of the King, and the governors as well.

I don’t want to give too much of the story away, suffice to say the typical pirate stuff is included…sea battles, swashbuckling, whoring, drinking…it’s all there. For fans of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, there is a lot here to enjoy and it will seem perhaps a little familiar. However, I don’t believe this detracts from the book at all. The entire book is pure, unrelenting adventure from cover to cover and reads very quickly.

This book is very fun, and because it is typical Michael Crichton, you aren’t constantly wondering if he got the history, and sailing terms correct. If you are a fan of fiction and pirate stories in particular I would highly recommend this book.

Thank you Mr. Crichton for doing your tiny part in stemming the tide of climate change!!!

I give Pirate Latitudes 4 Ham Hocks.

ISBN - 13: 978-0061929373

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Ancient Chinese Secret

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